How to get in contact with me

The best way to get in touch is to send me a message by email.

Don’t ask me about social media. I don’t use it, I don’t check it, it is the manifestation of Satan on Earth, and if you’re smart you’ll stay away from it too.

If you have a media inquiry, want to talk to me about my ridiculously expensive coaching opportunities, or ask me a question, you can reach me through the form at the bottom of this page.

DO NOT SEND ME COLD PITCHES FOR YOUR SEO OR WEB DESIGN BUSINESS. You’ve been warned.

If you expect a response…

I’m pretty famous for ignoring every message sent to me.

But I do give priority to the subscribers on my email newsletter. Readers who care what I have to say get priority over random mooks looking for free advice.

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