Internet Haters: Boo!

Mood: Emo

Man, the Internet sure does piss me off. I can’t believe all those jerks that spend all their time talking about me on the internets.

That’s why you chumps can’t hang, because what you don’t get is that I rule, and you suck. How could you ever possibly argue with me?

I write on the INTERNET, genius!

I put this site up as a forum for my opinions, and a place for me to throw a tantrum like a whiny little girl if you talk bad about me, so how can I be wrong?

So here’s what’s up. All you punks that spend time talking bad about me, you know what? I’m gonna make my own website. Then I’m gonna throw a tantrum, cause you said mean things.

I should be able to handle criticism? I’ve been working in this field for 20 years, and it doesn’t matter that I can’t teach the basics of a proper power clean, you respect me!

Why?

Fuck you, that’s why.

So all you haters just waste your time hating. You should go get lives, like me. I’m gonna go train all my badass athletes, and you just sit here and blog and hate on me for being so awesome.

Now I’m going to go blog more.

Haters.